My first blog. My first post. I have no clue where to start. Oh wait, yes I do:
#1....I promise that I shall use this blog to enrich your life and deepen your character. Or maybe just to amuse and entertain you. Or just waste a few precious moments of your life. Whatever.
#2....I promise that I will eventually figure out all the cool gadgets and gizmos, like colorful font, hyperlinks, and dancing penguins. Gotta have dancing penguins.
#3....I promise to never, ever, ever, ever, EVER use the word "rambling" with regard to my thoughts.
#3.5....Same goes for the word "meandering", and any other words that sound somewhat riverish.
#4....I promise to learn about blogging etiquette, hopefully before I inadvertantly do something rude.
#5....I promise to update. occasionally. maybe. don't count on it. neeeext?
#6....I promise not to bore you with stories about my kids. Really. Promise. Trust me; my kids are anything but boring!
#6.5....Same goes for pictures.
#7....I promise to use lots of oblique references, inside jokes, and vague tidbits. Just so you'll think you are part of something!
#7.5....Darned Contortionists! heeheehee...
6 comments:
Congrats on "caving"... I'm assuming that's what your title refers to?!
:-) Welcome to worlds of fun and endless days of time wasting. Very important time wasting. Really.
Sus, that just happened to be a lucky play on words. I chose the title because a SheBear has to live in a cave, right?
But I was happy to cave in to all the pressure (oh! the pressure!) to set myself up with a little place on the web, from which I can prove to the world (hah!) that I am indeed the narcissississississississississitic weirdo that you already know and love so dearly!
Hah! :)
Jacq--thanks for that distinction! And now, off to waste even more time on a lovely little thing I call "sleep!"
Toodle-oo!
Aw man, now that you've caved to the overwhelming peer pressure, I'm gonna hafta do it too if I wanna hang with the cool kids. What kind of dwelling would a tiger live in?
(You're not abandoning us at OHM, are ya?)
ANOUNCING!!
The much anticipated new series:
The Blogger's Bordello of Boredom
coming in May or June or July... anyway, coming sometime to a blogspot near you!!
Tune in and hear Lenka say...
"... buuuutttt MahhhhM (Mom, in whine) ALLLLLL the other kids are doing it..."
Tiger Mama, I'm so glad you stopped by! :-* Mwah! Go get yourself a blog, m'dear....I know I'd stop by every chance I got! :)
And don't tigers usually live somewhere jungle-ish? You know, sorta William Blake-ish?
When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears;
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
heh. I used to have it all memorized, but that's all I remember now; you'll have to find the rest for yourself! ;-)
Lenka, trust you to come up with the ultimate blog title! :D I jus' cain't wait ta that thar blog thingumahbob. Or, more acurately, thang-uh-mah-billy-bob! heheheh...
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