My first blog. My first post. I have no clue where to start. Oh wait, yes I do:
#1....I promise that I shall use this blog to enrich your life and deepen your character. Or maybe just to amuse and entertain you. Or just waste a few precious moments of your life. Whatever.
#2....I promise that I will eventually figure out all the cool gadgets and gizmos, like colorful font, hyperlinks, and dancing penguins. Gotta have dancing penguins.
#3....I promise to never, ever, ever, ever, EVER use the word "rambling" with regard to my thoughts.
#3.5....Same goes for the word "meandering", and any other words that sound somewhat riverish.
#4....I promise to learn about blogging etiquette, hopefully before I inadvertantly do something rude.
#5....I promise to update. occasionally. maybe. don't count on it. neeeext?
#6....I promise not to bore you with stories about my kids. Really. Promise. Trust me; my kids are anything but boring!
#6.5....Same goes for pictures.
#7....I promise to use lots of oblique references, inside jokes, and vague tidbits. Just so you'll think you are part of something!
#7.5....Darned Contortionists! heeheehee...
